Right so whats been happening in my life since the last time i blogged… hmmmmmmm I had a manchester monopoly night… i came second… yes that does mean first loser… but there was bare cheating going down Ibrar being the instigater as per usual… wasnt too happy about that Saeed chantelle H and ibz all were pretty poor and me and mohsin dominated the game really… Then i bought monopoly for my phone… i keep playing… all the time… not at work though… me and mohsinn dont play monopoly at work at all :s I have really been buzzing with the Asjad sending jokes… They have been pretty good recently… i have actually enjoyed reading them… There has been a barage of buying from ataf recently.. He bought kashaf a new laptop from nowhere… too much is ataf… And also we should be moving into the new house insh’Allah… Leaving harrison street is becoming more of an actual possiblity…

Hmm so whats new… i had an bronchoscopy on monday… and i literally can not remember what happened between 1-4… Its well been annoying me… i cant remember what happened to me… Apparently its normal but i wanna remember what happened… i took pictures of myself and messaged random people… it was quite freaky… and the nurse told me that i didnt fall asleep… Its well weird that i dont remember…

Then after that my throat was pretty poor to say the least about it… But i am feeling okay now… I should get my test results in three weeks time… Insh’Allah that will get resolved by then… i should get the medicine and that… What else has been new… i went to work and that was the same old same old… been chilling at home really and came to manchester to watch that pathetic united performance… makes me sick to my stomach… Why are united so poor… Been getting uni marks back.. I have got 75, 69 and 68 in my three assignments i have got results back for… I am not optimistic that my run of high grades can continue… I get 4 more assignments back in the upcoming days i think… If i get acceptable grades i will literally be blogging about them like there genuinely is no tomorrow… If i dont ill be more silent then a mute on tv with you pressing mute and turning the volume control down to zero… Now i am off to get some food me thinks… i was thinking chicken cottage with chantelle or ibrar but i shall see what the night brings… BY THE WAY 24 IS BACK 4 EPISODES AND THEY ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! and i was looking at my analytics page… pretty pretty pretty good way more people access my site then i expected… its pretty cool actually i buzz off it and PS the blog title doesnt make sense… but you watch on 28th january… it will make all the sense you could ever want or need!

Back to university with a bang if im brutally honest… Me and mohsin did our full human factors coursework in one day… From 8 til 8… banged it out big time… It made me realise how shit students we are… Why did we leave it til last minute… we had full christmas holidays… i was ill but still… proper shit… The real funny thing was on the sunday… instead of doing work… Me, Mohsin, Asjad and Ibrar instead of doing work had a ridiculosly top laugh reminiscing and that… Doing it big time… Ibrar literally put himself in to the legendary status as did asjad with a little combination which left all of us rolling on the floor laughing our asses off (or in computer lingo ROFLMAO) It was literally too much… My sides were aching and are still hurting now… i laugh just thinking about it… MOMENT OF THE DECADE!!!

Went to work aswell. On my third return back after illness… I think there getting sick of my return from illness’s if im honest… Me and ibrar absolutely cained saturday when we ripped sarah to shreads… She broke the lottery machine and me and ibrar like the helpful employees we are just laughed at her non stop and kept being ridiculosly unhelpful. Then on sunday i made a legendary moo noise whilst ibrar was doing the announcement to close the store and then zaf went mental and scared all the customers…  It was a fun weekend back at work if im honest with you…

Went to doctors today and i got good news! The doctor said i was improving and the treatment was being succesful and hopefully has put my crohns into remission… After i finish my course of steriods i shall be 3 weeks without meds to see if it is in remission properly… but the tests results are looking positives… Im still going to the rest of the tests they have scheduled just to make sure its not anything else…Insh’Allah this new year will be a better year for me healthwise… I am looking forward to meeting Hamzah now cant wait to go see him… Had lunch with alfie today… too much… He is an absolute legend… Chilling with him big time… When i went to work he literally didnt do a little bit of work it was class…

Really now i need to get cracking into my uni work… I am really now going to have get my final year project started… Ironically though i am writing this as a way to put off doing my work… I have to say uni work is really ann0ying me now… i hate doing work… why am i in education… The weather is the biggest deterrent to do work… The big freeze is a lot colder then everyone anticipated… I for certain didnt expect how cold it actually ended up being… And now for tomorrow i need to find the quickest way spend my loan money so im thinking of buying clothes and whatnot… then tomorrowa monopoly session is going down with the manchester boys I literally cant wait for that… infact im going to google monopoly tips in preperation for tomorrow…

Yep just incase that news missed you it is 2010… A new decade and all that razzmatazz (i dont know if thats how you spell that word but im pretty certain thats correct). Before i talk about the whole new year and whats being going on i would like to wish Aneesa a happy birthday!!! It is her birthday today and i hope she has an awesome time celebrating!!! And also i wanna give credit to the manchester people for creating what you can see on the side of this… Yes my hat is on top of it so im claiming a contribution towards it… Its a pretty impressive snowman well done to the SRB! Now on to Me Whats been going on since my mammoth new years blog well first of all i have been resting my hands and then i have bought a netbook in a major upgrade of my life! Its so light and has an unbelievable screen! Major thanks to my sister who helped me buy it by buying my laptop off me and thanks to ataf for buying it so i didnt have to wait for my loan to come through…

I spent my new years with mohsin and alfie and kashaf and manzar with the first three and i playing monopoly and manzar coming down to chill… Yep thats right i finished the decade playing monopoly woo hoo! I was still confined to my house at the time plus normally we dont do anything on new years. New years is a time to chill for us barlickers normally. I still remember the infamous 2006 new years with asjad sadif and mohsin with a special guest phone appearance by ibrar if i remember correctly. It was amazing but all we did is just chill!!! Anyhoo on New years day me mohsin alfie manzar and sadif went on a legendary walk to fouldridge and back… Was a pretty good and pretty cold walk and we were all so tired it was unbelievable! Then after that we went to shimlas and went for sheesha (the reason for why we are so unhealthy). I am no longer a smoker but am partial to the places and the places we went to was alright in bradford…

Then on sunday something terrible happened in the FA Cup and we had another monopoly sessionfollowed by watching the jason manford stand up dvd… It was pretty funny but didnt hide the fact that it was a terrible day Now this week i have been cleared to rejoin society but have been snowed in lol ironically! I will be returning to work on friday and i cant wait to get out of the house!!! I have an appointment with a specialist on tuesday and uni work to hand in on monday so these next few days are going to be pretty hectic!!! I have to admit aswell i did stay awake to watch bret hart come back on raw… the kid inside me couldnt resist… it was toooooooo much!!!!!!! it reminded me of a time when wwf was the shit and life was all about smelling what the rock is cooking and delivering the sweet chin music… THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!I have been listening to music again for the first time in a while and am really buzzing of Daniel Merriweather if you dont know him you need his album. If you dont believe me listen to his song Red (you’ll probably have already heard it). I am loving that song at the moment and i am also in love with Kramer at the moment!!! HES TOOOO MUCH!!!!! Btw if you couldnt tell im procasinating from doing my human factors… if only essays were as easy as blogs!!! life would be so much simpler!!! I am so sick of uni right now its unbelievable… i cant wait to finish uni!!!

Unfortunately not in the ghetto slang way… I havent blogged in a while for reasons you may or may not now… I kinda think no one would have really noticed if im honest… i dont dare look at how many people actually view this site… I think its cause if i did i would see how its only sadif who actually reads this! So this blog is all about how i have been ill and its pretty crap to be honest… just warning you! Its not really that good. I am watching dexter season ending whilst writing this… DEXTER IS TOO MUCH ! By the way after hearing reports that people dont think the mentalist is good. THEY ARE WRONG the mentalist rules. Patrick Jane is toooooo much. Also i must add this christmas we have been having mammoth monopoly sessions with the BB18 Crew. Kashaf absolutely battered me and amz on the first unofficial night. Then on the first official night kashaf won and destroyed amz again. In the second round Mohsin won and the third round Ibrar destroyed us all! I decided to put monopoly as the small picture just because of how awesome that game is!!!

So what happened in the life of Tariq. Tariq’s life went badly i must say from the last blog. What happened unfortunately was that i had a reoccurence of whatever the illness i had earlier… I ended up getting really ill on the thursday i went home… Then on friday(4th december) i got worse and saturday(5th december) it was worse and i ended up getting sent home from work… and that led me down a very crap road which i wont go into too much detail into! believe me you dont want to know… Then i went to burnley hospital and that doctor was by far the worst doctor i have ever seen. If you are a pakistani and you see a pakistani doctor they automatically assume you are a dick! I got misdiagnosed there big time and he was so arrogant and rude…

Then i went to see doctor kenny and he sent me to blackburn hospital. I spent the night there(which was the worst night of my life… no young person should be in  where the nurses and the main doctors were both really good and actually seemed like they knew what they were doing… The young doctors were okay but i think there workload was very large… i can see where they were coming from… Basically i was in a lot of pain them days… then i got out and had to go back to manchester to hand in my uni work… But i was okay on thursday friday i had a legendary scrabble session with sadif and kept losing to ataf in the days after!!!(10th and 11th) then on saturday(12th) after finishing most of my work i chilled with mohsin and watched united lose to villa!

Im going to take a break from my sick blog for something else which is making me sick. MANCHESTER UNITED’S ATTACKING PERFORMANCE!!! i understand the defence thing and i think against fulham we just underestimated them by thinking we could do the old 3 at the back like we did against wolfsburg… But how piss poor are united at going forward… so one dimensional!!! I mean i know selling cristiano ronaldo will make a massive difference but how can we go from scoring from pretty much any where to not even being able to score at all! I mean united’s defence will come back and we will be okay in that sense… But something needs to change big time to get the goals we need in order to win the title!!!

Now back to the sick blog, then on sunday (13th) i was really ill luckily the manchester crew all helped me out to keep motivated and help me get through doing the work! Then on monday night i was in agony and on tuesday i was in agony i went to see dr grimes and he said that i had the Crohns Disease. Click on the link for more information about that. He said it was 80% definate and we will be working under that assumption. He gave me roids again and then move onto the next meds in january. I started feeling better on the roids and it helped me a lot after a couple of days of pain i got back to a degree of normality.

Then i got to today. I confirmed that i was back at work this sunday and Dr Kenny rang me up and said my x ray showed up saying there are things on the xray are looking suspiciously like Tuberculosis. Click on the link for more information about that. Yet if your a close member of our family you probably know all about that. So now i have had to cancel my day back at work and am in quarantine for the next two weeks so now im back to 50/50 in whether its crohns or tb… Not the healthiest of person i am at the moment!!!

So what else is new in my life… Apart from that i have been resting and eating and getting myself better… I handed in my work whilst being ill and did the whole mitigating circumstances form thing but i think that i did my work to an ok level and im glad the group work i had to do didnt get let down by my work!!! I am too tired to continue! i shall leave it for another day… now inshallah i shall try to update more regularly but ill be honest i was a little down in the dumps with how i was but now i am trying to look at a more positive way of life! I really didnt wanna write this but i just felt i had to in order to move along… Now onto more cheerier blogs in the future!!!